VE TODAY SHOW :: SEASON TWO PREMIERE
Posted by Mr. VE
*Lights dim and the announcer voice comes over the speakers*
"Ladies and Gents and various sentients of the Galaxy, welcome to the renewed VE Today Show. Recently back from an overextended vacation, Mr. VE is here to bring you season two!"
*Drumroll and then the crowd gives a thunderous applause as the host walks into view*
*Bows deeply before the audience, the Applause light flickers off and the cheering noise disperse* My oh my, quite a crowd... did you miss me?
*The audience gives a loud resounding "Yes!"*
Ah wonderful. Of course no doubt many of you have been wondering where I have been all these years. Let me tell you that vacationing on Zerm is not the best idea if you need to keep your possessions in pockets or something. I did meet some nice ladies though. *waves to someone off stage* Anyways due to some encounters, on Zerm, the VE Today is a little in need of funds and so the show today is brought to you by...
*Announce voice comes in on cue*
"Bottomless Shaft Construction Company. We go deep."
*The holoscreen behind Mr. VE flickers and shows the company logo*
Well... that is one of the companies that worked on the Death Star construction, so they have had some very good experience. *Realizes his word choice and sighs* I mean they have had some good practice at constructing their... product.
I encourage all of you that need a bottomless *cough* shaft to contract them as a thank you for sponsoring us this week. Next week ladies, thank me. *grins and winks*
Now onto our show!
No! Not yet!
Ahem, we have a special presentation that Senior Sergeant Arnaut and his Wraith Squad members have put together for us. Although known for their lax nature, Wraith was miraculously able to stay sober enough and gather enough time for practice and result with the a to put together a nice music video. Here are the Wraiths:
*Lights dim and the holo screen flickers to life, the music comes on this time without interruption*
*The lights slowly turn back while the audience cheers*
Isn't that great? Good to see our squads being led to victory in style. Of course the cheerleader outfit is not present on one of the troopers... *shrugs* Oh well.
Anyways, no doubt that you are aware our beloved executive office in the army brought in yet another recruit for us, Private First Class Remluf now of the revitalized Jester Squad. This is the eight recruit for her, and we have found that she is secretly training her ninth one personally in her office. Let's take a peek shall we?
Yes that is right folk, Colonel Merrick is training her cat to join our Stormtroopers in action! Although the issue of how to wield a weapon is being addressed, we doubt that much will be needed beyond those claws. Just look at him, so cute and certainly dangerous, just like his owner. *Chuckles nervously*
In other news, I actually plan to give you useful information *Crowd gasps* Yes that is right folks, I have a stock tip for you all. Pick up those ENCBNs. Only about 20 ICs a share, and I own a nice set... I mean... they have good potential at such a low price. I can see another vacation for m... umm... our sound guy, he does a great job. Hey Sammy! *waves to the side, the camera pans over*
Yo Sammy, what’s happing?
*Sam strikes a pose and flashes a peace symbol*
Cool mate. *Turns to the audience* He doesn’t talk that much for a sound tech guy.
*Looks at his watch as the audience laughs at the joke*
Oops, that seems to be all the time have for today. Join us next time ladies and gentlemen and gender-confused sentients for more laughs, updates, and even an interview! Until next time, this is Mr. VE signing off.
*The crowd cheers and the lights dim and the closing credits come up*
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