Category:Night Shift Online

This is the part of the Vast Empire wiki that should come with a disclaimer.

Sometimes a truly vile but hilarious story comes up on IRC. It is told, people love it, and then are ashamed for doing so.

In rare instances, the story becomes legend, and a retelling is requested.

Here is where those retellings go to live - and possibly die.

We start off with Snipe's Jolly Rancher story and Fury's Peanut Butter story, as told by his friend The Reverend, who is also a corrections officer.

Others may add their own filth or edit the existing stories for accuracy.