Jolly Rancher Story

As told by member Sniping101, most recently on Monday, March 24th, 2008. This is his latest retelling of the tale.

Snipes Edit: This story was told to I by the man it happened to. I can't fathom why he would tell people this.

Alright, so I have this friend back in Idaho who is in a band. Now he was out of town, in Moscow I think, anyway, he was playing some sort gig or show there and afterwards he does the only logical thing and goes to a party.

So at said party he hooks up with a girl who is known for being a doorknob, and there's this rumor going around she has something dirty, well he either didn't hear that or was too drunk to care, so after a little heavy petting he goes down on her.

Now suddenly he's like "wow, she smells rank" so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth and keeps going. After a little while he loses the jolly rancher, but, for some reason, keeps going. Then he finds it again.

Now he tries everything he can to get it back in his mouth and it just won't do it. So he gets pissed and bites it.

And the herpes sack explodes in his mouth.

--Fury 22:37, 24 March 2008 (CDT)